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Fourth Annual BF betleH Tournament
http://www.betleh.com/cgi-bin/b4/YaBB.pl Opening Day: Arrivals >> Day 0: Dinner time >> Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) http://www.betleh.com/cgi-bin/b4/YaBB.pl?num=1139685264 Message started by ejmonahan on Feb 11th, 2006, 3:14pm |
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Title: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by ejmonahan on Feb 11th, 2006, 3:14pm ON: <Male restroom> <Near Dining room> "Ahhhhhhh" Metallic let out the loud sound that his business was done and done good. Metallic went over the sink to begin washing his hands, then he simply dried them. He was about to walk out when he saw some writting on the walls. You'll think in this century that the disfacing of public washrooms would be over, however noone seemed to have told these people that we were beyond this sort of stuff. Metallic thought to himself, even if he continued to read what it said. Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, 'I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!' OFF: <Tag anyone (males)> joke courtesy of www.z100rocks.com/jokes_clean.asp |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by T`shir on Feb 12th, 2006, 9:23am Jason took a minute to finish 'relieving' himself, well what else do you come to the toilet for? Comming out of the cubicle Jason noticed Metallic laughing at the wall. Reading them he laughed. He saw another on the wall. Jason smirked "I wonder if the Klingons have seen that one?" How many Klingons does it take to paint a starship? 500 plus a Romulan. 500 Klingons to fight over the honor and a Romulan to actually do the job. <TAG> |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by ejmonahan on Feb 12th, 2006, 2:52pm ON: Metallic simply smiled at the joke and walked out time to get some food. Just exiting he almost ran into a Klingon, I little older than Ta'pez but carrying the cheng insignia on his shash. OFF: |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by poQ on Feb 12th, 2006, 3:28pm OFF: I take it security wont notice. poQ had decided to relieve himself after all that bloodwine he had drunk during the day. He hated ceremonies - they were boring, long and most of the time he drank far more then he should. Back in the day when his head did not feature the silver. He was in one of the stalls passing his meal into the recycling system when he over heard a joke of two aliens. Quote:
He passed what he took for was an abomition of a Borg, on a closer look the alien was not borg after all. However the other flathead was still there still having a stupid look on his face while relieving himself. poQ, furious and angry, strolled forward in his alcohol aide rage and without warning slammed the unsuspecting flatheads (T'shir) head into the wall. "You have smooth forhead petaQ" poQ yelled. OFF: |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by T`shir on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:04pm Jason felt a strong hand slam him into the wall with tremendous strength "You have smooth forhead petaQ" poQ yelled. "GET THE HELL OF ME" Jason yelled pushing the Klingon into a cubicul. While the klingon was occupied Jason attempted to make a run for it. 'Pick your fights. This one you can't win' |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by poQ on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:14pm poQ spat "I shall teach you some proper respect! he said drawing his d'k tahg. |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by toreQ on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:20pm qul'yIt didn't duck out of the way in time. Suddenly he was slammed into by Jason... Not to happy qul'yIt snarled and grabbed Jason by the Collor... shoving him back towards poQ... (Posted as qul'yIt, Gunner of IKS Hegh ta') |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by poQ on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:22pm poQ snarled at the somewhat confused Jason. " No running petaQ." he looked at the weHwI' "This on is mine - keep out of it." |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by T`shir on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:43pm Gathering his composure the two circled each other awaiting an opportunity to strike. Jason lunged first, attempting to get the blade away. Launching a chop unto the Klingon's hand, Jason spun planting a round house on poQ's cheek knocking him back a step or two. "Come on" Assessing his current situation this wouldn't look good. The two warriors were strong but the weHwI wouldn't attack, not now. Taking a breath Jason launched again at poQ dislodging the d'k tagh out the klingon's hand |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by poQ on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:50pm As the Flathead came to close poQ regained the iniative and head butted him. Cartlige crunched as poQs ridges struck the Flatheads nose. The flathead steggered back. Poq followed up with a sucker punch that almost knocked the Marine clean of his feet. Instead the hit the wall behind him. He was without his d'k tagh, but for this particular marine that was not needed. |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by qul_yIt on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:56pm (Sorry about that, I used wrong username... qul'yIt is not weHwI' btw.. ) qul'yIt snarled.. watching the fight he stayed back. It was clear that the fight was between the older Klingon and the flathead. While qul'yIt was known for his tendency to get into fights, he didn't step into other's fights. He moved around the couple... the flame tattooes on his skin having a visual effect of being alive as he moved into the restroom... |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by T`shir on Feb 12th, 2006, 4:58pm Slammed against the wall Jason begun to laugh. He hadn't had this much fun in years. poQ followed up with two punches to the gut of T'shir. The marine doubled over spitting blood unto the floor. "You punch well poQ" Jason began to get up "I over heard your name" |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by poQ on Feb 12th, 2006, 5:02pm "Remember it well." poQ said before kicking him with his boot. He spat next to the inconcious marine, walking away. He picked up his blade before leaving, he was sick of the flatheads already. |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by T`shir on Feb 12th, 2006, 5:08pm "Remember it well." poQ said before kicking him with his boot. He spat next to the inconcious marine, walking away. He picked up his blade before leaving, he was sick of the flatheads already. Regaining conciouness half hour later he wiggled on the floor rolling unto his back "Now THAT was uncalled for" |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by qul`yIt on Feb 12th, 2006, 5:23pm He did his buisness quickly.. ignoring the writing on the wall.. when he left the marine lay on the floor... he stopped a moment looking down at him... Pittiful... he spat as he started off... (sorry for poor spelling...) |
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Title: Re: Restroom before dinner....(Male's only) Post by Taylor on Feb 12th, 2006, 5:25pm NPC Security to the rescue! Fixing a possible story split. ON Ensign Johnson ran towards the male restroom, reports of a marine going at it with a pair of Klingon's had reached his ear. Normally he would just let the marine take what was coming too him, but with the betleH Competition underway now he knew just how annoyed the Vice Admiral would be if he heard that security was lax. Worse Johnson had been unable to get hold of Lieutenant Chadwick, he was going to have to deal with things himself. Well not exactly by himself, he had a few of the enlisted lads with him for moral and muscle support. He entered as an older Klingon spat on to the floor. Spying the marine on the floor he tapped his combadge "Johnson to ops, one to beam directly to sickbay, alert the Doc, he's had a fight with a Klingon" Turning to poQ he tried to sound in command, it was harder once he realised that the Klingon before him had arrived with Ta'pez earlier in the day. "You! Come with me, your going in a cell for a while" OFF Okay, this is locked. I'll start a new thread for poQ in the Cell. T'Shir, I'll have the doc appear and fix you in the med bay Okay :) |
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