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Message started by KVok on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:16pm

Title: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:16pm

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/mandarhobbit/kvokfriskies.jpg

Friskies, now available in Klingon & Vulcan flavour

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:17pm

*dies with laughter*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by qul`yIt on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:21pm

;D ;D ;D  ROTFL!!!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taylor on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:28pm

LOL!

Taj'vl - You were right I'm dead! ;)

~Dan

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:36pm

OMG!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Theres your lifetime supply of kitty food Crawson!!  Its all your enjoy!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:37pm

;D ;D ;D  I've had that idea for a few days, I just finally got around to making it.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:37pm

Crawson?

I wasn't aware Caitians were crawfish...  I thought they had claws...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 4th, 2006, 8:39pm

:P  oh pooh i guess i should sleep before I start spelling my own name wrong too.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Krahl on Mar 4th, 2006, 9:41pm

As I do on the BFKC so shall I here.

That one works.  Very good.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:22pm

LMAO

Cute!  Are you hinting at something here? ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:23pm

Aww, it's cute ;D... Wait, Klingons aren't cute.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:24pm

I think the kitty is starting to think K'Vok is...

Uh oh...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:26pm

I'm too sexy for my ears, too sexy for my ears...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:28pm

ROTFLM*O

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:34pm

Hey this thing started cuz I threw a mug at him to shut him up.... who knew....

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:35pm

Yeah, and now you've got an affectionate nickname and someone willing to stalk you across the galaxy.  If I were you, I'd consider that a bargain and take it.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:40pm

I'm not that desperate....

or are you talking about a bargain to turn him into catfood? cuz that one is doable....

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:43pm

ROTFLM*O!  No, I am speaking of throwing a mug and getting a (as some very strange people would put it) cute mate.  I think a lot of Klingons on the forum would consider it a good deal.  Just because you aren't Klingon doesn't mean you might not have interest in a cultural exchange...    ::)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:43pm

Rrrrowrr.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:52pm

I want to learn about KLingon culture, but this is a wee bit .... too sudden ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:55pm

Carpe Diem, my furry friend.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:57pm

Or you'll have to wait another seven years LOL

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 4th, 2006, 11:59pm

You might... I won't... :P

'sides.. what will my crew think?

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:00am

Well, they'd probably give you all a good marriage ceremony...  They'd all be happy for you.  The works.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:03am

* twitches

Got a ship to command.. got  a Task Force to command.. don't have time for.... this... mating thing....

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:04am

Oh, posh.

One needs a way to 'relieve the stress' of such large responsibilities.   ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:05am

I relieve stress in different ways... Why do you think I picked up the betleH? ;)


Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:07am

He could help teach you the betleH :-P

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:07am

But bat'leth fighting still builds a degree of tension...  one must relieve the stress and truely enjoy someone...


PS - Do you know how hard it is to discuss such things with a PG-13 rating...   ;D  I'm 16, I can't write NC-17.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:11am

Plus, we're in PG-13 forums  :-X

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:13am

That would be the other reason.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:15am

Sorry trouble fitting a mate into my regular schedule ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:15am

Um...  three words and a hyphen...   off-duty hours

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:17am

What off-duty hours?

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:18am

The ones you fill with extra shifts...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:20am

And you know, kitty, you take him with you, you'll end up with Roleplaying Awards every year...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:23am

Oh come on.. if you're saying I got the Role PLaying award just because of that... :P There are plenty of other sideplots I'm involved in...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:25am

Oh, but this was a big one, don't deny it.  If you weren't involved in this...  I think you owe K'Vok something for that award...  Something could come in various forms...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:27am

* slaps Taj'vl upside the head

IT still is a big one :P I doubt it'll get wrapped up this year...

and.. it's an OOC award, might owe KVokky something OOC but not IC ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:30am

OUCHIES!

But it'd be fun...  You can't argue with that.  ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:33am

Ness just doesn't want K'Vok gunning for his position.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:33am

Actually, Ness wants to live.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:36am

Ta'pez would frown at him if K'Vok killed Ness....

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:38am

Ta'pez would frown at him if K'Vok went off with Clawson, but he's willing to do that.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:44am

That would be long-distance frowning.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:46am

LOL.  But I thought K'Vok didn't care what Ta'pez thought.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Ta`pez on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:47am

thats just show...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:55am

Big bad K'Vok is all talk

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:00am

Oh, is he a little kitten at heart?   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:11am

No, he's a big kitten at heart. One that will step on you, the mouse that runs the meH'Haj Ops.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Ta`pez on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:13am

Ness the rat...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:15am

Thank you.  Rats are much more intelligent than mice.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:16am

What am I chopped liver???

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:19am

You're a...you're a...umm... a good Klingon officer. ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:21am

LOL for a federation officer you mean LOL.  To think thats why K'Vok despised her.  LMAO.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:23am

Shh, I'm trying to convert you

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:24am

Convert eh???  some master plan  :P

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Ta`pez on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:34am


gtrell wrote:
LOL for a federation officer you mean LOL.  To think thats why K'Vok despised her.  LMAO.




crappy klingon officer = good federation officer...



Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:37am

LMAO,  you hired me!!!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Ta`pez on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:40am

i tak on the more difficult cases ... the failures go to KDB - the nuts go to the meH'Haj

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:42am

I am flattered.   ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:43am

Sooo thats why K'Vok is here LOL

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:46am

Exactly!  Now you've got it.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by toreQ on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:47am

I'm a Nut?   Do fools count?  *thinks a moment*   Hmm....  Might just be slightly on Nutty side hehe

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:50am

I see it now our new recruiting line!


Feeling out of control? Gotta kill something or loose whats left of your mind?  then the meHHaj is the place for you.  Fully equipt with the finest padded walls the empire has to offer!  We carry state of the art stright jackets, and only top of the line medication for all your mental needs!  Join today and get a life time supply of prosac!!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:23am

OMG I killed the thread,  *hides under a rock*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 5th, 2006, 5:34am

Oooh, *spies dinner*  :o

That's a good one, K'Vok :)

Make that Human, and stick a picture of Surridge on there, and I'm gonna have to try some ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 5:50am

Yes but does the meH'Haj have an XO who's been in the looney bin? cuz the Horizon does! BWAHAHA!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 8:38am

Actually she might have been....

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taylor on Mar 5th, 2006, 9:10am

Does meH'Haj have one who freaked out when his CO made a pass at him, went to the looney bin, broke out, travelled half way accross the galaxy on a Ferengi Ship and stolen several key parts of a bI'rel, been roughed up by a Betazoid/Romulan crazy XO, rescued a guy he doesn't care about or no about and one who got himself back in to Starfleet only to be bounced around from ship to ship?

No?

Well, thats one of the things that makes Horizon special I guess ;)

~Dan

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:10pm

So that just makes the Horizon our federation counter part.   ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 12:56pm

Let's start an officer exchange programme! Looney for a looney, fair deal I'd think

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:38pm

Hey Tapez!!  Let trade K'Vok for Taylor!!!   :P

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taylor on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:47pm

Nutty, Taylor's on Serenity ;)

~Dan

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 1:59pm

:(  Bummer!!!!  Who said I was sane anyway.  I say we still trade for him!!!  We can trade Ness for Flim and toreQ for a barrel of bloodwine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YAY!!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by toreQ on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:03pm


gtrell wrote:
:(  Bummer!!!!  Who said I was sane anyway.  I say we still trade for him!!!  We can trade Ness for Flim and toreQ for a barrel of bloodwine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  YAY!!




Hey!  I can't drink it if you trade me for it!!    :(


Lets Trade G'Trell for the Bloodwine

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:11pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.  tempting.  I dont think its worth it though.  Thats some pretty fine bloodwine,  would not wanna jip our hosts.  

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by toreQ on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:15pm


gtrell wrote:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.  tempting.  I dont think its worth it though.  Thats some pretty fine bloodwine,  would not wanna jip our hosts.  


Then we will add Ness to the Deal instead of tarding him for Flim,  don't need the Ferengi anyways  ;D


*evil*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:18pm

I dont know,  Ness and I are trouble..... Though Tapez may get a good deal outta it,  this staion would be ravashed in a week.  Hell half our job is done for us LOL

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:21pm

Trade you Ta'pez for.. peanuts.. ;) good quality peanuts... :D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:23pm

Toss in a bag od kitty liter and you got yourself a deal!!!!!   ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 2:50pm

As the 'ech's kr'tach, I come with the deal...it would have to be a lot of peanuts and kitty litter.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:06pm

Naw K'Vok is just a perk to insure future trades.  LOL you can have him for A second bag of peanuts or a unused toothpick,  your choice.   :P

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:15pm

*facepalms*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:19pm

*Laughs* I think we frustrated poor Miss Grenn

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taylor on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:22pm


gtrell wrote:
Naw K'Vok is just a perk to insure future trades.  LOL you can have him for A second bag of peanuts or a unused toothpick,  your choice.   :P


Two used toothpicks and a bit of unused dental floss and you've got a deal? ;P

~Dan

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:28pm

I'm worth more than that!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:30pm

three used toothpics?

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:36pm

Floss eh??  tempting.  very tempting *eyes K'Vok a moment*  three used toothpicks and the floss.  Thats a final offer!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:40pm

* maims Ness for the meH'Haj being THAT short on supplies.


Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 3:56pm

Hey now keep it in the holodeck K'Vok!!   :P

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 5th, 2006, 4:03pm

That's slightly disturbing :)

However, I am all for the maiming part and offer my services to maim for the right price :D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 5:22pm

I can offer you a half can of Friskeys specail blend. But you cant have my floss!!   ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 5th, 2006, 6:25pm

I require 3 toothpicks (NEW!) and a pink sock as well

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 9:58pm

Do I look Feringi to you????  

Lets see I had my weHwl scrap together and what we came up with was

One fuzzy pink slipper,  and piece of string, and a bung bettal.  I will toss in my floss take it or leave it.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by toreQ on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:03pm

and a pink tribble... oh yeh that was a slipper...   very chewy slipper...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:11pm

LM*O,  Hey how many times have I told you never bite the slipper that beats you!!!!!  

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:14pm

I am not for sale.  I put... K'Vok up for sale.  No, I am donating K'Vok.  To the U.S.S. Horizon.  It needs an Ops Officer.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:31pm

Ok!

;D Ready to maul someone :p

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:32pm

I'm being DONATED?!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by toreQ on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:34pm

I wander.. if Kitty eats K'vok flavored Friskies.. does that mean she turn insane to?  hehe...  

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:36pm


KVok wrote:
I'm being DONATED?!


Yep, the meH'Haj is disposing of its expendable crew.  K'Vok is the least intelligent, and the one with the least amount of mental stability.  Therefore, the one to be donated.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:40pm

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  My floss and toothpicks!!!!!!!  cant donate cant donate must get key items!!!  Need clean teeth!!!!  *Falls sobbing to the ground*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:43pm


toreQ wrote:
I wander.. if Kitty eats K'vok flavored Friskies.. does that mean she turn insane to?  hehe...  



Of corse she will,  Everyone needs their daily dose of insanity!!!!!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 5th, 2006, 10:56pm

Sanity is for the weak of mind!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 5th, 2006, 11:12pm

The strong minded tend to die faster, then.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 5th, 2006, 11:25pm

Well here is to insanity then!  *Takes a nose dive off the deep end*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 6th, 2006, 12:17am


toreQ wrote:
I wander.. if Kitty eats K'vok flavored Friskies.. does that mean she turn insane to?  hehe...  



What the hell do you mean "turn insane" ?
* glares

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 6th, 2006, 12:44am

Can't turn where you already are  :)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 6th, 2006, 11:27pm

*howls with laughter!!*  OMG Clawson that was soo cold.  Telling K'Vok your a guy.  I love it.  LOL   ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 6th, 2006, 11:30pm

Poor K'Vok's gonna be scarred for life...but talk about a good climactic ending.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 6th, 2006, 11:32pm

LOL Yeah.  Back to being grumpy K'Vok...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 6th, 2006, 11:34pm

Yes, is this what keeps him on the meH'Haj? Or when he finds out she lied, will he slink over to the Horizon anyway? Choices, choices...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 6th, 2006, 11:46pm

YAY there is still hope!!  I may get my floss yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:26am

I have to say..... that was friggin hilarious to read  ;D

Good one! 8-)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:37am

Now we can only hope that she won't tell anyone that K'Vok yelped like a wounded dog...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:46am


KVok wrote:
Poor K'Vok's gonna be scarred for life...but talk about a good climactic ending.


Ending? who said anything about  that being the ending  ;-)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:47am

Yeah, it looks like he's back to stalking the treacherous little kitten.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 7th, 2006, 12:48am

Oh no no no... not that... hehehe

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:06am

You thought he was done with you?  Nah, he just had to go check his facts back on the old computer console.  He's BACK!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:07am

Not the question you oughta be asking really....

You thought *I* was done with him? ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:10am

*Whimpers*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:20am

K'Vok... whimpers?   ;D ;D ;D This is one to banter about in the meH'Haj Mess Hall for the next 20 years!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by K`Hare totlh on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:21am


gtrell wrote:
*howls with laughter!!*  OMG Clawson that was soo cold.  Telling K'Vok your a guy.  I love it.  LOL   ;D



Inspired.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:22am

Truly inspired ;)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:22am

You haven't had the kitten pull mean cruel awful tricks on you. Besides, if you talk, I will beat you to within an inch of your life and wait for you to recover before beating you again.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:24am

Ouch!

Well.... not saying it isn't well deserved though...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:26am

* just chuckles evilly

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:31am

:-?

* wants to know what's up, yet is hesitant to read more.....

:)

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:40am

* is also worried...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:45am

You think *that's* worrying?

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:53am

No, I think the evil grin behind the evil chuckle, and the evil manical laughter of DOOM that follows the evil chuckle is cause for worry ;D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Grenn on Mar 7th, 2006, 1:59am

Really I'm just bored outta my mind :p *continues doing stuff in the COs ready room while she is away*

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 7th, 2006, 3:02am


KVok wrote:
No, I think the evil grin behind the evil chuckle, and the evil manical laughter of DOOM that follows the evil chuckle is cause for worry ;D


pffft.... Lightweight...


Grenn wrote:
Really I'm just bored outta my mind :p *continues doing stuff in the COs ready room while she is away*


Oy! Stay outta my ready room. There's a party going on whilst I'm away, go there, afore the XO kills ya twice

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Ta`pez on Mar 7th, 2006, 9:06am


Taj`vl wrote:
[quote author=KVok link=1141517809/90#99 date=1141612358]I'm being DONATED?!


Yep, the meH'Haj is disposing of its expendable crew.  K'Vok is the least intelligent, and the one with the least amount of mental stability.  Therefore, the one to be donated.[/quote]


Ta'pez values loyalty first, mental stability second, on that end it might be dangerous for ness.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 7th, 2006, 11:03am

Hey!!!! I cant get Floss for Ness!!  come now Tapez whos kidding who here!  I mean this is state of the art floss we are talking about 'NEVER BEEN USED' to boot.  

Though I think we might be able to trade him to Khare for a good price   ;D






considers making a feringi charater  :D

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 7th, 2006, 7:07pm

Ta'pez, need I remind you everything Ness went through for Ta'pez while he was gone.  Broke a ton of KDF regulations for the sole purpose of his loyalty to Ta'pez.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by KVok on Mar 7th, 2006, 7:14pm

KDF regulations are like the points on "Who's line"

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Flam on Mar 7th, 2006, 7:14pm

compared to Ness....  Floss is currently at a premium.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 7th, 2006, 7:17pm

Are you planning on taking advantage of that?

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Flam on Mar 7th, 2006, 7:30pm

Actually I already sold three crates of floss.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 7th, 2006, 7:33pm

But you are a Ferengi, you will not stop as long as you have supply, and they have demand.

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Flam on Mar 7th, 2006, 7:45pm

Floss I can move...   They demand it I have it.  Used floss I could probably move.

Nesses...  Well you see there is a supply...

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Taj`vl on Mar 7th, 2006, 8:05pm

Heyheyhey!  I spent 750 strips on you two...  No, that was Taj, DANG IT!

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by gtrell on Mar 8th, 2006, 2:10am

Ding it,  What if I throw in toreQ.  He might be old but hey he makes a hell of a good weHwl XO.  

Title: Re: What Stalkers turn into...
Post by Jackie Clawson on Mar 8th, 2006, 4:30am

hey he's not old! he's.... experienced!

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